jay: i'm good, just riding the snake.


e-mail from my grandpa:

Did you hear about the guy who had a large collection of vinyl records that included quite a few of Baroque music?

Someone told him that if you coated the records with Vicks Vaporub that would fill in all the scratches an the record would sound like it did when it was new. Since he had quite few records he hired a kid to coat them for him. The kid asked for final instructions before he started on the project. The guy said, 'If it ain't Baroque, don't Vicks it!"