Saturday, November 1, 2008

i spoke too soon.

Friday, October 31, 2008

well, it's the last day of my favorite month. it was a pretty good month. i mean, there was a lot of crying involved but i moved and that's tough. other than the process of moving and having to leave people i love and miss, this october has been pretty good. i assume that patrick (the other october=favorite monther) will concur. +1 for october 2008. thanks!

i also feel it necessary to report that my grandparents bought me some uggs and i really like them. first of all, they are black and tall and there is no visible fur. i do not plan to wear them over my sweatpants or while wearing a tube top. i'm sure you were very worried. but seriously, how do people wear uggs in the summer? i was wearing them in 40 degree weather and my feet were sweating. SO anyway, yes. i have some uggs. yes, i do wear them. yes, they are insanely comfortable. judge quietly.

i feel like adding the following to my facebook profile:

dislikes
-adobe indesign
-bank of america
-automated withdrawals without my permission
-inaccurate directions
-our cats (at the moment)
-caramel apples (does anyone want mine? seriously?)
-hummus served really cold and without pita bread, whaaaa
-that, for once, my life is semi-okay and yet almost EVERYONE i know is sad or frustrated or angry about something and that i can't do anything about it even though i really really really really really want to be able to fix it.
-voting for the same person as p. diddy and aubrey o'day and feeling really disgusted about it

likes
-roommates
-three buck chuck
-halloween and wearing the second-laziest costume ever (for the record, the laziest costume i ever wore was my unabomber costume)
-the bums on our corner (seriously some of the most useful people in the world, they'll save parking spots for you and scream at people who try to steal your spot...for the price of a forty)
-the fact that april calls twix bars "tubes"
-wondering what goes through the minds of bouncers when ten people in a row come in with kansas IDs
-my mattress. it is awesome.
-my green coat from target. it is awesome.
-SULTANS!!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 26, 2008

jay: i'm good, just riding the snake.


e-mail from my grandpa:


Did you hear about the guy who had a large collection of vinyl records that included quite a few of Baroque music?

Someone told him that if you coated the records with Vicks Vaporub that would fill in all the scratches an the record would sound like it did when it was new. Since he had quite few records he hired a kid to coat them for him. The kid asked for final instructions before he started on the project. The guy said, 'If it ain't Baroque, don't Vicks it!"
 
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