blagojevich the musical

it's my last day of being 23. to celebrate, i bought some allergy medication and a shower hair catcher. woo.

best parts from blagojevich the musical:

ROD BLAGOJEVICH:
John. You’re blinking. Why?
Is there something in your eye?

JOHN HARRIS:
Winking, not blinking
My God, you’re slow
No wonder your numbers
Are so low
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[The next day, federal agents arrest ROD BLAGOJEVICH and JOHN HARRIS.]

JOHN HARRIS:
This is just outrageous!

ROD BLAGOJEVICH:
What are you implying?

ARRESTING AGENT:
When you get to jail
Say hi to George Ryan