THIS JUST IN, 2

this is day 2 of working from home. when i woke up this morning and my forecast fox said -17, i said, "fuck you forecastfox," and then decided to work from home. i've actually gotten quite a bit done. you really can do a lot while sitting in front of a tv watching soap operas.

also
IS EVERYONE'S GODDAMNED BABY NAMED EMMA? it's a pretty name but i swear that if you are a sorority girl or a soap opera character who has had a baby girl after 2007, it's name is emma. it's a nice name but it's starting to get on my nerves and this is why: rachel (on friends) had a baby named emma and it's my theory that people are naming their babies after her. similar to the theory that if you are a sorority girl or a soap opera character who has had a baby boy after 2007, chances are it's name is aidan. i swear. to. god. i'm going to name my baby seitan. if i have one. which i won't.