YIPPEE KI-YAY, MISTER FALCON

zomg, i really REALLY needed a good laugh yesterday. major props to annie and patrick, matt and gavin from the Amazing Racists for making that happen. something along the lines of 'you are the thingseller, i am the stuffbuyer'. i think you had to be there.

for some reason, destiny frankenstein's name came up during trivia last night (she was a softball player at ku). the discussion of her name reminded me of a comphrensive list i found a few weeks ago of dirty names in sports. here are a few examples:

• dick trickle (nascar driver)
• gregor fucka (basketball player)
• harry colon (football player)
• lucious pusey (football player)
• misty hymen (olympic swimmer)
• rusty kuntz
• assol slivets (olympic skier)
• dick butkus (football player, i always thought this was a made-up name!)
• chubby cox (basketball player)

i have this weird memory of going to a royals game with my sister; they were playing the cleveland indians and at the time coco crisp and milton bradley were on the team. those are some amazing names. i really need to remember to name one of my pets destiny frankenstein.