i have a dollar bill in my pocket that says 1 3 6 8 10 20 50 100 10000 1 mill pick one -> how many strippers butts do you think ive been in
good question.
hmm.
i liked this weekend. dealing with drunk, embarrassing friends was a total pain in the ass, but hysterically funny in retrospect. plus, it's worth it to have to defend one of your best friends who will move away from you forever in a week or two. kyle, sorry i wouldn't sleep in the same bed as you and you had to sleep with jake. everyone offended by kyle....whoops.
oh and i need to stop watching six feet under. i'm getting obsessed, not only with the show but with death itself. i'm starting to have those daydreams where i trip and fall and split my head open. bicycles are starting to scare me and i refuse to ride my bike until i get over this nonsense.
i need a mini-dan akroyd to sit on my shoulder 24/7. whenever i do/say/think something stupid, he will say "laura, you ignorant slut". this would be a dream.
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
