i keep getting spam messages from some fake e-mail pretending to be msnbc. they keep sending me breaking news headlines and the headlines are ridiculously funny:

• BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson is a hermaphrodite. Watch the video
• BREAKING NEWS: Catholic Church condemns metrosexuality
• BREAKING NEWS: Al Qaeda Reports Declining Revenues in Fiscal '08
• BREAKING NEWS: Unemployed to be used for soup
• BREAKING NEWS: Spongebob Squarepants not Shrek's father!